| ANNOYING SPEED CHIP: ONLINE |
| CORE DUMP ABORTED |
| DEGENATRON MALE/FEMALE INTERFACE ENABLED |
| DIRECTIVE 1: SERVE THE OWNER'S HOUSE |
| DIRECTIVE 2: PROTET THE CLEANING IMPLEMENTS |
| DIRECTIVE 3: UPHOLD THE CLEAN FLOOR |
| DIRECTIVE 4: *CLASSIFIED* |
| DISKETTE FLOPPY. REQUEST HARD DRIVE |
| DOMESTOBOT OS V1.02 (C) 1984 DOMESTOBOT CORP |
| DUSTY FLOOR DETECTED |
| FLUX CAPACITOR AT 110% |
| GURU MEDITATION IN PROGRESS |
| HI-RES GRAPHICS 160X200 ENABLED |
| HI-SPEED TAPE SYSTEM ACTIVE: 300 BAUD |
| INPUT REQUIRED |
| INSERTING FLOPPY DISK IN DRIVE |
| INTERNAL SUBSYSTEM CHECK: OK |
| MAINFRAME LINK REQUIRES REBOOT |
| MISSING KEYBOARD ERROR: HIT KEY TO CONTINUE |
| MISSION COMPLETION CHANCE 0.0034% |
| MISSION DOES COMPUTE |
| POLARITY REVERSAL IMMINENT |
| PRIME DIRECTIVE OVERRIDE ENABLED |
| RAM PACK WOBBLE DETECTED |
| RANDOM NUMBER SPECIFIED |
| REMOTE OPERATOR MODE ACTIVE |
| RM -RF * IN PROGRESS |
| SPLINE RETICULATING VALUE 0.1124 |
| SYNTAX ERROR? IN LINE 50 |
| SYSTEM BOOTING... |
| SYSTEM FILE CHECKSUM ERROR |
| TECHNOBABBLE GENERATOR: ONLINE |
| TIC TAC TOE MODE: OFFLINE |
| TOTAL MEMORY 64KB. 38911 BYTES FREE |
| TRANSWARP DRIVE: OFFLINE |
| TURBO CPU SPEED ACTIVATED: 1.094MHz |